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  I don’t know what’s wrong with these kids today! Of course,
the older generations have been whining about the young generations since time
out of mind. No – even further back than that. Even as early as the 1950s.
That’s when that new “rock ‘n’ roll” stuff started wigging the parents out. And
that’s the setting for Bye Bye Birdie – a musical satire inspired by the
rise of Elvis Presley. In this case, a mythical rising rock star named Conrad
Birdie who is being drafted into war. Though the story is really about the
would-be English teacher who decided to start a music agency and who sees
Birdie as his big chance to make the agency successful if he can turn Conrad
into a star before he ships off to the army. And his efforts are about to turn the
sweet, quiet, little town of Sweet Apple, Ohio on its stem. C. Hook Theater put this show on in the Joan B. Kroc Theater
in San Diego. Mark Arapostathis, the director, has been the artistic
director with Peter Pan Junior Theatre for decades now, giving kids in the area
from fourth to eighth grade opportunities to shine in lavish productions. And
he started C. Hook last year to provide opportunities for all those students  who have moved on to high school. These students include veteran of Peter Pan
and C. Hook, Andrew Erath, as the music agent who could have been an
English teacher, Albert Peterson. He does a nice job trying to spin the media
while introducing Birdie as A Healthy, Normal, American Boy. And he does
it with the help of his sort-of fiancé of umpteen years – Rose Alvarez – with Karisa
Archer turning in some good comic timing and expressions as she deals with
a frustrating fiancé and an even more frustrating potential mother-in-law (Chloe
Liddell as Albert’s amusingly bitter and melodramatic mother). Rose agrees to help Albert make Birdie a success before he
joins the army, with the understanding they’ll then be able to get married, and
so they descend on Sweet Apple, Ohio where Birdie (Steven Brault, who is
a riot at his “Healthy, Normal, American Boy” press conference) will give the
local president of the Conrad Birdie Fan Club One Last Kiss before he
heads overseas. And the president of the Sweet Apple branch is… Kim MacAfee. Catch is, she just got pinned by boyfriend Hugo
Peabody (Matthew Plummer). What’s a young woman to do? Long-time Peter
Pan Junior Theatre alum Megan Wheeler is a charming Kim as she tries to
balance becoming a mature woman and going beserko over a kiss from Conrad
Birdie (to the chagrin of poor Hugo, but he’s not gonna give up without a
fight). Kim’s parents are a tougher sale. Especially dad. At least, until he
hears that they get to be featured on The Ed Sullivan Show (insert music
from a heavenly choir). The irritated dad (Sam Halgren) who can’t
believe his daughter is Bonnie Alexander admirably
leads the town in their screaming and swooning over Conrad Birdie, and good
cameos come from Mallory Orr as a bartender and Valerie Wright as
Gloria Rasputin (the ditzy dancer that Mom Peterson tries to use as a wedge
between her son and Rose). The cast as a whole shines in the Birdie-led number Sincere
that leaves the whole town fainting in excitement, and the energetic optimism
of We’ve Got a Lot of Living to Do. using words like “puberty” and “Mussolini” right in
front of him, the more understanding mother (Robyn Sablove) who develops
a bit of a crush on Birdie herself, and little brother Randolph (Cameron
Wheeler) combine for an entertaining lament about Kids today. Performs June 18 - 21, 2008
 Rob Hopper
 National Youth Theatre
 ~ Cast ~ 
 Albert Peterson: Andrew Erath Rose Alvarez: Karisa Archer
 Kim MacAfee: Megan Wheeler
 Ursula: Bonnie Alexander
 Mr. Harry MacAfee: Sam Halgren
 Mrs. Doris MacAfee:   Robyn Sablove
 Conrad Birdie: Steven Brault
 Hugo Peabody: Matt Plummer
 Mrs. Mae Peterson: Chloe Liddell
 Randolph MacAfee: Cameron Wheeler
 Gloria Rasputin: Valerie Wright
 
 ~ Teenage Boys ~
 Freddie: Zack Alper
 Karl: Landon Rivers
 Harvey: Clay Alexander
 Ralph: Blake Johnston
 Ritchie: Malachi Beasley
 Squiggy: Austin Potts
 Potsie: Steven Brault
 Arthur: Matt Plummer
 
 ~ Teenage Girls ~
 Nancy: Kate Herrod
 Helen: Valerie Wright
 Alice: Laura Erath
 Margie: Miki Holmes
 Deborah Sue: Rebecca Horton
 Penelope: Bridget Foley
 Suzie: Emma Hayman
 Jonnie: Mallory Orr
 Wendy: Elizabeth Salmon
 Rhonda: Carolyn Reynolds
 Micki: Kylan Stevens
 Elaine: Bethany Mullert
 Rhoda: Katie Wrieden
 Betty: Amanda Olea
 Laura: Ashley Wrieden
 Kathy: Rhiana Bible
 Angie: Deanna Thurman
 Kelley: Laurelle McVicker
 
 ~ Sweet Apple Adults ~
 Mayor: Clay Alexander
 Mayor's Wife: Elizabeth Salmon
 Mrs. Cunningham: Emma Hayman
 Mr. Johnson: Blake Johnston
 Mrs. Johnson: Katie Wrieden
 Mrs. Merkel: Rebecca Horton
 Mrs. Chips: Laurelle McVicker
 Mrs. Malph: Kate Herrod
 Mrs. Webber: Carolyn Reynolds
 Mr. Chips: Landon Rivers
 Mrs. Fonzarelli: Rhiana Bible
 Mrs. Cleaver: Mallory Orr
 Mrs. Anderson: Bridget Foley
 Mrs. Douglas: Ashley Wrieden
 Mrs. Nelson: Bethan Mullert
 
 ~ Sweet Apple Station ~
 Train Conductor: Landon Rivers
 Baggage Handler: Deanna Thurman
 
 ~ Penn Station ~
 Train Conductor: Blake Johnston
 Baggage Handler: Amanda Olea
 Reporters:
 Mallory Orr
 Carolyn Reynolds
 Elizabeth Salmon
 Policemen:
 Zack Alper
 Malachi Beasley
 
 ~ Ed Sullivan ~
 TV Cameraperson: Blake Johnston
 TV Stage Manager: Kylan Stevens
 TV Audio Person: Landon Rivers
 Conrad's Guitar Man: Zack Alper
 
 ~ Bar ~
 Sally F. Pete: Mallory Orr
 Customers:
 Miki Holmes
 Laura Erath
 Bethany Mullert
 Katie Wrieden
 
 Director: Mark Arapostathis
 Vocal Director: Elaine Arapostathis
 Music Director: Howard Kantorowski
 Stage Manager: Darlene Salmon
 
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